Rumors of a New Nation - Pine Republic's Government to Grow RapidlyJACKSON - The Office of the Presidency of the Pine Republic has leaked rumors that the Pine Republic may grow - and come under a new name, with a new constitution. The rumor has it that the Pine Republic, now only a 20 acre nation, would grow to encompass the entire State of Georgia in the United States, claiming control, however, over the land which is already part of The Pine Republic. The biggest difference between the current Confederacy and the new republic, other than size and a constitution, is that anyone living within the State of Georgia could register their property for the provisional government. These rumors have neither been confirmed or denied by the President, and further talks would have to prevail to make this official. Could this be the start of a new future for our tiny nation? Only time will tell.
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Pine Republic Opens Diplomatic Relations with the Kingdom of LoquntiaThe Department of Foreign Affairs has announced that, after talks with the President of Loquntia, foreign relations would open up between the two nations. The treaty that was ratified looks to promote free trade, extradition, peace, and recognition, among other things. The President has not yet made a statement, but the Department of Foreign Affairs President Dylan Dawson announced the news just moments ago. More information in the next edition of The Pine Republic Times. New Flag Ordinance from the Federal Government in JacksonFor immediate release - 8/8/16
The House of Representatives decided yesterday to create a new Flag Ordinance. "The government of The Pine Republic has issued a decree for a new national flag, as well as new state and territorial flags. Whereas, the National Flag for the Pine Republic shall be the Flag of the State of Georgia, sans the seal within the Canton, with any number of stars numbering to at least seven and at most thirteen. Whereas, The State Flag of the State of Jackson shall be a single white star against a blue plane, in the center. Whereas, The State Flag of the State of Hawthorne Shall be a blue 'X' on a red field with a white border along the outside of the blue 'X', and thirteen white stars evenly placed within the border of the blue 'X'. Whereas, the flag of the Cleburne Territory shall be the flag of the 8th Alabama Irish Brigade Regiment in honor of General Patrick Cleburne. Whereas, the territorial flag of all offshore territories shall be a cross between the National FLag and the State of Jackson State Flag. As well, the following Flag Standards amendment has been written into the Constitution: Section One: Flags of the Pine Republic Article One: Flag Standards: 1. The National Flag should remain at the top of any pole, regardless of the other flags also on the flagpole. No flag should fly higher than the national flag within the Pine Republic, and no flag should fly above any State Flags with the exception of the National Flag. 2. All five pointed Stars on the Flags must be unanimous in their direction, which must be pointed upwards. 3. All flags should never touch the ground. 4. All flags must never be flown upside down, unless as a sign of extreme distress. 5. Flags should remain lit at night whenever possible, and should never see darkness. 6. When displayed against a wall, the canton of a flag must always be on the left side of the flag. 6. When displayed next to other flags, the flag of superiority must be on the right hand side of the other flags. 7. Burning a flag is a crime punishable by a substantial fine based upon the circumstances, with a fine that can range from $200 to $1,000, as well as up to 6 months imprisonment. 8. When the flag is lowered to half mast, it should be hoisted quickly to the top, then lowered slowly down to half mast. 9. When raising the flag, it must be hoisted quickly, and lowered slowly. 10. When the National Anthem is played, one should turn to the flag, place their right hand over their heart, and remain in that position until the song is finished. This motion is passed by Congress, on the 8th Day of August, Year of Our Lord, Two Thousand and Sixteen. Pine Republic Times Drought Conditions Continue The Environmental Protection Agency says they're likely to extend the drought warning for Jackson, Hawthorne, and Cleburne, until August 10th. The conditions outside remain dry, and hazardous for outside work during the hours of 1:00-6:00. However, President and Chief Meteorologist David Shannon says that afternoon thunderstorms that pop up can dump up to an inch of rain or more at times, which guarantees healthy crops in the fields. The President urges that those outside for extended periods of time wear loose, lightly colored clothing and drink plenty of water or gatorade like beverages.
Pine Republic Radio? What's to come?
The Pine Republic's Government, in particular President Shannon, has expressed desires to create a radio station for its citizens, and for the world. However, the government has no idea what the proper way to do it via the internet is. The President has asked all citizens, or other internet users who have knowledge to suggest a proper medium for such a thing. Miscellaneous The President will be conducting military drill sometime soon with the army. - Office hours for the Pine Republic's Government office have been extended to 10:00 PM EST until August 8th, 2016. The current times for the office are from 9:00 AM to 9:00 PM. The new changes are effective July 25th, 2016. - This is the first newspaper that will be posted on the Microwiki page, for commenting and viewing for a large audience. The Pine Republic Times Breaking News: Pine Republic to relinquish diplomatic relations with other micronations due to operation Megacat. This past week, the micronational government of the Democratia of New Starland launched what they call a "State of Conflict" with the Kingdom of Shorewell. The conflict comes after the DNS launched an operative to release four other micronations from the control of Shorewell. While the results are disputed by both nations, The Pine Republic has remained neutral in the conflict. Due to the conflict, however, President David Shannon announced that unless certain circumstances prevail, there will be no effort to establish diplomatic relations with any other micronationalist state in the near future. He also noted that he wants the issue to "be behind us as we press on, and to not dwell on these most recent incidents.
Pine Republic TimesBreaking News: Pine Republic considers foreign relations with Shorewell Much to the surprise of the citizens of The Pine Republic, the mainly independent nation of ours is considering its first diplomatic relationship with the nation of Shorewell. President David Shannon announced this new endeavor this afternoon to the press. "This is a new age for the Pine Republic, one in which we will enter diplomatic relations with other micronations, and remain stronger together, while still protecting our own independence and uniqueness." The Pine Republic Times asked the President if any other foreign relations will persist with other nations as well, to which he replied that there are "several countries of interest" that the Pine Republic may also align with. The people of the Pine Republic are generally in support of this new endeavor, although some speculate that this new "era" the President speaks of may be the root of our own demise. The two major factions in the Pine Republic appear to be Isolationists and those who wish to branch out. Shorewell and the Pine Republic hope to continue to aid in the cause for micronationalism.
Pine Republic TimesState of Cleburne Downgraded to a Territory The Office of the Presidency of the Pine Republic announced the State of Cleburne, located in Cobb County Georgia, would be downgraded to a Territory. The Press Release from the President says the reason for this change is due to the lack of population and governmental structure. It also noted that the change would not affect the people of the State of Jackson and Hawthorne. A territorial government has not been named, so it is assumed that the Territory will fall under jurisdiction of the federal government. The Press Release comes after a visit to the territory by the President this week.
Rumors: What's to Believe?
There have been rumors circulating that the Pine Republic may dissolve, to form a new County in Georgia instead. However, there have been no indications from the Federal Government that such a thing could occur in the near future. |
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